Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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