Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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