"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
A+ Viking dick
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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