if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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