Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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