I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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