in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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