we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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