drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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