Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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