awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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