You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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