i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize