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I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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