She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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