Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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