grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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