Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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