Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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