I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Randomize