Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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