she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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