Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I need to stop coming to work sober
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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