You really coming over, don't trick.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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