Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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