i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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