you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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