She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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