Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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