What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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