When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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