as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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