I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I see more hoeing in ur future
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