Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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