If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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