But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.