Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The best revenge is premature balding
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD