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• (586): View more from Michigan

  But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?

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  Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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  your completely serious

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer

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• (424): View more from California

  Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?

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  "Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.

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