yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait