I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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