make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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