Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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