I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You pole danced in your parka.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
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