i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
this just has baby written all over it
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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