Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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