lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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