your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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