This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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