have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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