Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
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