i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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