i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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