Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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