Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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