I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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