She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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