Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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