Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
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Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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