But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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